ROMNEY-OH, OH, ROMNEY-OH.

The problem with Romney, for me. is that he's too much like that guy at the bar who's so hungry to get laid it's pathetic. You know the guy, his eyes are popping at the women who pass, he can hardly contain the drool, and when a woman sits next to him he will say anything, absolutely anything, to get her to bed. That's Romney for me. Watch him walk. He looks like he has a boner. He really does. That stiff gait is stiff for a reason. In the political pool he started with a belly wop for the Tea Party. Swam with the conservatives. But now, he's trying for the Big One. He's out to seduce the moderates. He's diving into the middle of the pool and doing the backstroke. He's good at the backstroke. He's a player. He's plowed through the right and now he'll plow right through the middle. Like the guy at the bar though, he's trying too hard. And if America the Beautiful has any brains, he won't get what he wants.